Sarky Bugger
Last night I did my good deed of the month and drove my parents to a party being held at HMS Collingwood, a local military base with convenient social club.
So anyway, I drove up to the gate and my parents and their friends handed over their tickets, and ticked off all the names on his guest list. The guard said “Who’s driving?”, I said instantly “I am,” without realised the full silliness of my answer. Tip: When asked a question by a man with a large armed gun, think about what you say first 
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January 15th, 2003 at 3:34 pm
Whats the problem with that???? i dont get it, plz explain, arse
January 15th, 2003 at 11:21 pm
The point was I said ‘I am driving’ as I looked up from the driver’s seat. He obviously meant who on the list -I’ve never had a visitor from jimbob island before,…..hello.
January 17th, 2003 at 9:25 pm
Did he poke you in the eye with his gun?
January 18th, 2003 at 1:05 am
Nope, fortunately. But he was scarey and I kinda regretted saying it1 He probably laughed afterwards….
January 18th, 2003 at 6:03 pm
so why did he ask who was driving if the answer was so obvious?
January 18th, 2003 at 10:19 pm
So he could note who on the list was the driver. So presumably if the car got broken into or if they had to move it it being on a military base and all they’d know who to call for.There was no point though, because I was taxiing :- Although he didn’t know nor ask to know that.
January 21st, 2003 at 10:22 pm
…so why didn’t you just say ‘whose asking?’