Sarky Bugger _#

Last night I did my good deed of the month and drove my parents to a party being held at HMS Collingwood, a local military base with convenient social club.

So anyway, I drove up to the gate and my parents and their friends handed over their tickets, and ticked off all the names on his guest list. The guard said "Who's driving?", I said instantly "I am," without realised the full silliness of my answer. Tip: When asked a question by a man with a large armed gun, think about what you say first ;-)