Here’s some brain fodder. It’s a project that includes a WiFi/Bluetooth network that lets you send MMS messages for free from one phone to another on the same system.

It made me think a bit more about phone networks, and why we’re not apparantly using Internet-based telephony as much as we could. It has obvious appeal: much cheaper (even free?) calls to friends anywhere in the world; high quality over broadband.

The reason I don’t use it? It’s not as comfortable talking via a computer & speaker/mike than it is just picking up a phone and dialling. It’s about familiarity - I don’t believe the average Joe is comfortable rigging up their PC for this sort of thing.

So, a solution? I’m sure there must be something out there. A USB phone handset or one that plugs into speaker+mike on the soundcard. There are headsets but again, unless you’re comfortable with them they just don’t fit the bill.

There’s also the awkward problem of keeping track of who has and who hasn’t got similar capabilities, which leads me on to my proposal:

What if one were to develop a ‘normal’ phone, with keypad, etc. and familiar handset. That phone is plugged into your computer, which is in turn connected to the ‘net and has a modem.

You dial a number on your phone. The keypresses go straight to some software on the computer which then goes online and looks up in a database that number, to see if it exists.

If it does, the connection is made over IP to the other person’s computer, which makes their phone ring, etc. The cost is probably free, or at worst very cheap!

If it doesn’t exist in the database, the software uses the modem to dial as normal via traditional phone lines.

Anyway that’s my proposal. If it’s been done already I haven’t seen it.

Thoughts? Comments? As always, welcome!

Just wondering how fast Google can pick this up… it was in today’s NTK

Perl or die shit

If you’re wondering, they give Google search samples with odd or slightly misspelt examples. Well, I reckon it’s possible to get fairly high ranking if I mention what they’re searching for, if that makes sense.

Sorry if you come here from NTK, looking for amusing source code - it’s merely an experiment!

The Avril Lavigne concert was excellent, as expected. Managed to find a parking space in Brixton (blimey!) with no restrictions (blimey again!). Successfully kept to the ridiculous speed limits on the A3 to avoid the speed cameras, and even had time for a quick drink in Victoria.

The concert was brilliant. The support band were slightly random Our Lady Peace who, despite their lead guitarist and singer dropping to the floor several times during the performance (and staying there), were actually quite good.

Miss Lavigne herself was full of energy, a pleasure to listen to and very interactive with the audience. What else to say? She’s nicer in real life ;-). Sk8tor Boi (or however the hell you spell it) was a predictable start to get the masses moving, followed by a series of songs from her album Let Go, and then a final song in support of children’s charities in war.

A great show, and an amazing number of crowdsurfers. Oddly, less adults than I expected (there must be *some* adult fans!) therefore the loss was made up by squillions of 16 year olds. Never underestimate the force of a large number of teenagers year olds swaying - I nearly fell over several times. Also, pre-pubescent crowdsurfers have an amazing knack at kicking you in the eye as they swing around.

Blimey, Michael Portillo is actually wearing a conservative suit for once (pun coincidental) on This Week, unlike his usual loud green shirts.

Actually despite This Week appearing at first as a shy resurrection of Despatch Box (same presenter, etc) it’s actually very good. Almost compelling viewing.

H’ray. Tomorrow (Wednesday) is the Avril Lavigne concert I am really looking forward to it!

Still haven’t figured out how I’m going to get there though…

I think I’m turning into a news junkie with all this coverage. The BBC have been switching over to News 24 much earlier in the night (I caught it at midnight) and BBC One, ITV1 and Radio 4 have been supplying me and millions of others with vast amounts of coverage and information. The websites have also been busy, with news sites covered with Iraq coverage - I’ve been spending far too much time learning about Iraq and the various articles of interest lately.

It’s some reassurance that I have yet to join the digital age, and still only receive four channels (yes, we’re still not within the five coverage area) but I am more tempted than ever to pay out for Freeview to provide me with at least two 24-hour news channels to satisfy my addiction - at the moment all four terrestrial channels are showing a variety of dreary Saturday night shows and blatently lacking Huw Edwards’ rotary updates. The cynic in me thinks that this absence is a cunning ploy to get us to buy up digital, but the optimist reassuringly reminds me that I look better without square eyes….

I really need to get some practise in. I lost miserably at a game of Mornington Crescent this afternoon

In true pointless techie style I am writing this while sat in a car park in Gosport

The great RSS switch-over has begun. Basically I am rewriting the blog code to output RSS 0.92 and then have another page translate it with XSLT.

One of the most difficult decisions to make was which version and type of feed to use. Netscape, Purl, Userland and the W3C all seem to have come up with versions and the version numbers don’t make sense.

I’m on the Userland thread (0.91, 0,92, and 2.0), choosing the 0.92 variant because it seems well supported, provides enough information to contain what I want (for now), and isn’t overly complicated.

The actual system is almost done, so more news shortly. In the meantime I’d like to say that writing a blog while sat in a car park in Gosport is cumbersome and painfully slow.

Just spent the past 2 hours of my life doing nothing but replying to emails. Have another 37 to go. I look forward to the day when I can employ a secretary… they could live in the spare bedroom.

Saw a really cool (ie. utterly pointless) application of SNMP the other day (I’ve lost the link, bugger). It showed how many emails were in the guy’s inbox and how many were spam. A scary proportion was spam.

I got a slightly odd email t’other day, from timezoneforpcs.com. Not knowing whether it was spam or not I searched on Google and found a rather interesting attempt at spamming Google itself!

I still haven’t figured out whether the program itself is a virus or whether it’s a geniune product (actually the latter looks true; the main site has quite a lot of detail). If anybody has happened to come across this before do tell!