Japlish

Bought a dirt-cheap USB desk lamp a while ago (neat little thing, for only a couple of quid from eBuyer)

The instruction manual and box description is great; box description quoted below (and it’s all sic) – classic Japlish:

"Desk Lamp

The lamps are notable in below character

  1. Gentle ray, bright, without frequency change, benefit from preventing eyesight.
  2. By using lowest work voltage:5V,safety & reliability high efficiency, saving energy.
  3. It makes 20 times long life than normal daylight by placing exeed ages cold light tube.
  4. The lamp which not only can form a complete set with USB computer socket, but also can directly set with city power supply.
  5. Connect lampshade & lamp base in soft tube. Economic, beauty, convenience on easy handle light direction."