http://www.mick.tilbury.btinternet.co.uk/index.htm?dhss.htm
" In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope."
" I am pleased to inform you that my husband who was reported missing, is dead."
" The toilet is blocked and we can’t bath the children until it is cleared."
Extracts from actual letters (written in good faith) to the UK Social Security.