Oh the fun of working in IT…. 🙂
Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second IT guy replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’
The second IT guy nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The IT guy said, “I like both.”
The artist said “BOTH?”
The IT guy replied “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they
will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done.”
An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back iinto his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The IT guy said, “Look I work in IT. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog – now that’s cool.”
Found on the ‘net like everything else that is great in life.